Really. Dr. NanBob was talking on her cell phone yesterday, and everything went on the fritz. The phone was just doing stuff on its own, and making all these strange beeps, chirps and whistles, and the screen was full of garbage text, and most of the buttons refused to do what they were suppose to do. She went to the cell phone store where we bought it, and of course, the phone acted fine after she stood in line for 30 minutes. Well, anyway, tonight Dr. NanBob came home and told me that she had a weird text message on her phone and that the screen said “BOOTY.” Neither my wife nor I are that big into the world of texting, but I know a little bit about that technology, so I found the suspect message in her Inbox and displayed it. There was a phone number, the word “BOOTY”, and a naked ass on the screen. Yes, a naked butt right there on the screen!!! I thought it was very funny. Dr. NanBob did not. I lol’ed. Dr. NanBob did not. She called the number that left the message, but there was no answer. She thought her phone’s wacky behavior was related to this booty call, so she also called the phone company. The phone company guy lol’ed too when she described her butt message predicament. However, during her conversation with the phone company guy, the booty caller called her back. My wife put the phone company guy on hold and began asking the booty caller a lot of questions like “Noooo, who is this?” “Did you send me a picture of somebody’s butt?” “Do you have kids?” “Do you have a butt?” “Do your kids have butts?” “Do you send all your friends pictures of your butt?” Etc…. In short, my wife got a booty call from a real butt head, and now her phone is messed up. She has a messed up porno-phone. It is kind of scary that a picture of a naked butt can whack your phone, but hey, she has the evidence.
Speaking of scary, go check out the new “horror presentation sensation” that my students and I made. It’s called “Homie Horror: The Beginning …” and it is located at:
http://www.drjimbob.com/Behindthescenes.htm
Stay safe, and DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE!!!
Best Wishes,
Dr. JimBob
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UPDATE: Dr. NanBob went to a different phone store site and they said she had a cell phone virus and gave her a new phone. Her butt phone was sick. Go figure...
UPDATE 2: It was a nasty-ass virus.
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