I have been working my butt off. I am thinking that if I don't sleep much this week, then I may be able to finish all the overdue stuff at work and just settle down with the "to do immediately" stuff. Nonetheless, I wanted to say "hi" to my readers - all two of you. I also wanted to share one small thought. (Small thoughts are all I have left these days. I spent all my big ones on my last research report.)
When I was in graduate school, I always wanted to go out on a first date with a hot chick in this car:
I always figured that if you can't score in the wienermobile, then there must be something physically or mentally wrong with you...very wrong with you. One time the wienermobile came to the USC campus, and the driver was constantly talking to hot babes. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the bun of that ride?
I actually did quite a bit of statistical programming and forecasting work as a consultant for Oscar Mayer while I was in graduate school, but I guess I was never really running with the big dogs in the company because I didn't even know where they parked this bad boy. I also wanted to get a hold of Little Oscar's costume for Halloween one year, but I was told it would be blasphemy. In the end, the only lifelong impression I took from that gig was the distinction between a wiener and a frank.
Best Wishes,
Dr. JimBob
